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I'm a huge fan of Noah. However, this newsletter contains unwarranted hope for cryptocurrency, especially for what can be built on the Blockchain. Noah has always maintained he's an optimist and is a huge fan of technology. Sometimes, optimists are right. This, in my considered opinion, is not one of those times.

My experiences with the quality of the content and discussion on this newsletter convinces me that I would be wasting my and others' time by making the case for why cryptocurrency ironically cannot function as currency.

However, there's something more insidious going on. People untethered to the crypto ideology can already see that they can't work as currencies. Instead, they hold that the Blockchain is the thing with real utility here. Or, in other words, the tokens are worthless but the game board is valuable.

Part of this is due to how many people dismissed the internet and had to eat their words. But the Blockchain and the dot-com boom of the nineties are as far away as Timbuktu and Tarawa.

The internet enabled anyone to send any kind of information at scale within seconds. People just failed to see how that would be useful. It was the same with the car. The mobile car was faster and more efficient than the horse with the advantage of no possibility of fatigue. People just failed to see how that would be useful. They were failures of conservatism for conservatism's sake.

On the other hand, we've had the Blockchain now for thirteen years. The crucial question is not what can it do( people get blindsided here). It is what can it do better than non-blockchain alter natives. The answer is nothing unless you are a criminal, a speculator, or someone in a financial system so broken that anything at all is an improvement.

This is because the Blockchain is a clever solution to a problem that introduces a hundred more. It's like burning the mansion to save the shed. The reason the electricity consumption is so wasteful is because the Blockchain is not secured by cryptography. Some of the only meaningful contributions of cryptography to the Blockchain are the public keys and private keys which we've had since 1976. Marlinspike grasped this in January.

It's so wasteful because the Blockchain is secured by electricity consumption. You can't take control of the system because you would bankrupt yourself doing so. They are mostly financial barriers, not technological.

The reason its transaction rate is so pathetic is because it can't scale. The mining process is not based on knowledge. Making things is based on knowledge and knowledge improves, so efficiency scales. A fancy name for this is Wright's law. But randomness can't scale. You can't get better at guessing lottery numbers. You can only buy more and more lottery tickets. So mining has predictably consolidated in a few hands. The centralization they sought to avoid re-entered through the backdoor.

Of course, miners can't waste expensive electricity and equipment for nothing unless they know someone is on the other side making these transactions. And so, you can't have these blockchains without the speculation. You can't slice the thorn away from the 'rose'.

And then we have smart contracts. My area of specialization is law and the level of meaningful adoption here is around zero.

A smart contract is based on the conceit that the most important things are what goes into the contract. But the most important things are what's outside the contract- the trust and identities of the parties, the regulatory framework, a legal system available for retribution.

No code is perfect. Unlike normal code in which you can just fix your bugs in peace, smart contracts must be perfect from scratch. If a bug is found and exploited, it's over. This happened to the Ethereum founders who then all forgot about their lovely ideals of decentralization. The point is if it can happen to them, why can't it happen to the average programmer.

And it doesn't remove trust. You still have to trust the programmers writing the code, the oracles feeding the data, the stability of the overall platform. Trust is inevitable so why not just start with building more trustworthy systems rather than creating long, dangerous, and unnecessary hoops that will still require trust anyway.

The Blockchain is also irreversible. People complain constantly that Twitter has no edit button so unless you delete the tweet, your mistake is permanent. Well, how about putting your medical records, financial transactions, on a permanently irreversible Blockchain. Your entire life is like one long twitter thread that you can never edit or delete.

Everything the Blockchain sought to eliminate - audits, central banks, centralization - has simply returned. Only this time, far more inefficiently.

If this is what now passes for innovation, we might as well begin an innovation award in the honour of Charles Ponzi. After all, he did start the whole damn thing

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Hootsbuddy's avatar

Cryptocurrencies are to the real economy what fantasy sports are to the real sports.

And NFTs are like penny stocks.

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